Posted 4 hours ago

nowacking:

1kidsentertainment:

when u see the booty

when the booty game too strong

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Posted 9 hours ago

hellyeahthomassanders:

Stewie Likes His Computer (W/taylor shrum by Thomas Sanders

How I feel whenever someone tries to get me to go outside.

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

(Source: bb-forever)

Posted 2 days ago

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

(Source: videohall)

Posted 3 days ago

fargreencountryswiftsunrise:

fallenwithstyle:

deductionhunters:

theskeletonsareafterme:

zelamish:

wunderbrot:

the buugeng is a type of s-staff.

to the best of my knowledge, it is used to engage in geometric visual warfare

Accurate.

GEOMETRIC VISUAL WARFARE.

No but can you imagine how distracting and disconcerting it’d be to go up against someone with a weapon like that

You wouldn’t know where the fuck to look and you’d only figure out which part to focus on when it’s buried in your gut

A+ gif usage.

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

asdarknessfallsonthebattlefield:

togetickledpink:

I really wanted to share this because while this piece of audio is on the Five Nights at Freddy’s wiki, I haven’t seen anyone else upload this audio on its own, and maybe not everybody’s noticed this yet.

Please be aware that it WILL scream when you click play! But I added a fade-in at the beginning to make it less surprising.

In-game, the scream is cut off when the screen goes to static, so all you really hear are the first few seconds that sound like a mechanical screech. But when the entire audio clip is played, you can clearly hear it’s the scream of a child.

The disturbing implications support many fan theories, including my own.

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Posted 4 days ago

gentlemanbones:

fortegigasgospel:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

flockofflamingos:

Old Spice ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

everyone go home this is the best one.

Also apparently they’ve reached over $50 MILLION IN DONATIONS this is freaking amazing ;___;

WHY IS HE SO PERFECT.
MOTHER OF PEARL.

He tagged Fabio, FABIO, they are probably going to use it on a book or something now.

Also Every man named John Johnson.

Posted 5 days ago

marinasexual:

THE WORST FEELING EVER IS WHEN YOURE SO ENTHUSIASTIC TELLING SOMEONE SOMETHING AND YOU CAN JUST PHYSICALLY FEEL THEM NOT CARING AT ALL SO YOU TRY HARDER BUT YOU JUST CANNOT GRASP THEIR ATTENTION SO YOU SLOWLY FADE OUT AND LET THEM GO BACK TO DOING WHAT THEY DO AND YOU WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR TAKING TIME OUT OF THEIR DAY TO TELL THEM SOMETHING YOU’RE HAPPY ABOUT

(Source: mistyslay)

Posted 5 days ago
Posted 6 days ago
wait i thought jon was a good guy whats this
pyrooster asked

dustyoldroses:

roxwithallthepox:

He just made an apology on twitter a few hours ago.

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Pretty much he admits that he didn’t handle the situation well, which indeed he didn’t.  I’m definitely not defending him there.

But what I do want to defend him on is the “witch hunt” so to speak after he made his flub-up.  Seriously guys?  John isn’t a politician.  He’s a YouTuber.  His goal is not to be a wholesome moral example for everyone to aspire to.  Sure he’s popular on YouTube, but really, is that any reason to expect him to behave perfectly?  He has opinions like everyone else, and in this case he got too defensive over them.  I’m sure the same thing has happened to all of you at one point.

I agree, he has some issues, but who doesn’t?

Well put. He could’ve handled it better - didn’t - but doesn’t mean he should be anyone’s moral compass or idol to aspire to be like (however much good such a thing might bring about in certain instances).

I like how Jennette McCurdy put it recently put it after her departure from Nickelodeon programming and the ending of Sam and Cat:

lunarch-sounds:

He’s been acting childish, very rude, unreasonably judgmental, and just fuckin wrong these last couple of weeks

He dug himself into a hole by being a dick to a person who politely informed him that he/she was offended by something he said and then never apologizes for saying shit and now he’s just going off the rails with everything.

He needs to shut the hell up on twitter because it is NOT helping his cause any and just detracting people from him more.

"Calling a celebrity a role model is like calling a stranger a role model. The knowledge you have of a celebrity is no more than a caricature drawn by media tastemakers specializing in selling you an image you’re dying to buy. It’s good to have heroes, but you have to look for them in the right places. They say don’t look for true love in a bar, well I say, don’t look for role models on screens. … I encourage you to base your idea of a role model off of someone you know well enough to see purely, not in the light, cameras, and actions of Hollywood."

Pretty much how I feel about people getting mad at his or any “famous” person’s actions. They’re people. They’re gonna fuck up - and sometimes not even care that they do/did. When you run into that and you see it doesn’t gel with what you know to be right, you move on to better role models. It hurts, but it happens. I’m glad he’s being open about what he feels/believes rather than saying the thing the majority of people feel/believe and later tripping up and looking like a hypocrite. And insincere apologies less meaningful to me than self-centered pseudo-apologies if the person hasn’t/refuses/doesn’t think they need to change.

Posted 6 days ago

kinghanalister:

One of the finest moments in cinematic history.  

(Source: genandhisqueen)

Posted 1 week ago

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

(Source: videohall)

Posted 1 week ago

rastaqueen3000ad:

ultrafacts:

10 Life hacks to save you money.

More facts on Ultrafacts!

couldn’t have come at a better time 

(Source: ultrafacts)